[x] Talked back to a teacher. (only back then)
[x] Been kicked out of a class.
[x] Worn your pajamas to school. (i wuz that sleepy)
[x] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[x] Gotten yourself lost in your school. (HIgh SkoOL)
[x] Broken the dress code in your school. (F**K the dress code!)
[x] Completely and utterly failed a test. (T.T)
[x] Left your class without asking anybody. (Duuude, i do that all teh time)
 Missed a whole week of school for something stupid. (I dunt think i did....wish i kould)
 Thrown up your lunch in school.
 Peaked in the bathroom. (wut diskustin' perv duz that krud?!)
[x] Copied off an Exam (B])
[x] Scared a teacher (duuuude, yu hav not seen wut i kan do)
 Arrested for doing something (Y'know, after seeing all them x's i filled in, im suprised i didnt get arrested by teh po-po)
[x] Stuck the middle finger or did an offensive gesture to a teacher [...wen they turn around)
HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x] Argue with your parent[s] a lot. (Ughhhhhhhh, liek every two days)
[x] Argue with your brother[s] a lot. (He kan get shot for all i kare)
[ ] Argue with your sister[s] a lot. (not anymore, i luv her to DEATH n' stuff)
[ ] Do your own laundry.
[x] Cook dinner once in a while. (YESSS)
[ ] Are loud and obnoxious at home. (nope)
[x] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere.
[x] You sleep in very long. (sleep late...wake up late)
[x] All you do is watch television/go on the internet. (._.) (*no life*)
[ ] Your parents are divorced. (NO WAY, THEY ARE LIKE PARTNERS IN TIME or sumfin')
[ ] Your family makes you cry a lot. (annoyed but not cry)
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[x] You can't stand being with your parents. (OH MAH GAWD)
[x] Lock your door and do things you know you shouldn't (...kuttin')
[x] Purposely hurt another family member in any way. (i know i did, i just can't remember wut it wuz about)
[ ] You currently dislike one or more of your friends. (nahh, Im a shady guy, i have MANY pals, but VERY FEW BEST BUDS)
[ ] You are jealous of one or more of your friends.
[x] You have known a friend your whole life. (i think its teh most annoying one)
[ ] Your friends are all taller than you. (sum are, sum are not, sum are younger than me and their TALLer than i am)
[x] You have been ditched by a friend. (if she dunt want to hang out, just say so bitch)
[ ] You have memorized a friends phone number. (wuts a phone number?)
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number. (yes?)
[ ] You have been to most of your friends houses. (noo, i liek mah house better)
[x] You love most of your friends. (real talk)
 Kissed a friend but with no meaning
 Trash talk another friend
[ ] You bite your nails. (that hurts!)
[x] You have an odd obsession with knives. (B])
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed. (idc)
[x] You cannot sleep with the door open. (i liek it klosed better)
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand. (babies f'king cring for no god damn reason)
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers.
[x] You are good at telling lies. (...pfffft, duude, i own this, im not very proud of it but yeah B])
 Crotch digger or scratchier (...dude)
 Tap (all teh time)
[ ] You currently like/love someone. (Theirs lots of girls i liek but, NO relationship for me)
[ ] You want to kill one of your exs.
[x] You can't stay committed for an unusually long time. (MY GOD NO!)
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily. (Ehhh, noooo, i jus' get need my space n' stuff y'know)
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before. (wuts Self-Centered?)
[ ] Your ex has dumped you for another person. (.....i think this iz wut im tring to avoid)
[x] You don't want a bf/gf at the moment. (No GF//No problems, FREE SPIRIT, aND TIME)
 Have an attraction to someone of the same sex
 You not happy with your BF/GF currently
PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[ ] You hate Barrack Obama (IDC 'bout presidents)
[/] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal. (YU WHOO HOOED YUR MATE, YU TAKE CARE OF THAT DAMN KID, yu got raped.....oh crud)
[ ] Gay marriage is fine by you. (ehhh, do wut yu want, yur gay or lezz....idc)
[ ] Boys make better friends than girls do. (nooo, GURLS FTW)
[ ] Pink is an ugly color.
[x] Needles aren't so horrible. (they help yu in many ways yall')
[ ] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal. (DA'FUQ?! T'HELL IS FINE AGED VEAL?!)
[x] You have plenty of secrets. (and they stay klosed)
"HAVE YOU EVER" CONFESSIONS
[ ] Fallen up the stairs. (how kan sumone fall 'UP' teh stairs? r they liek 'SKREW GRAVITY', imma throw mah self up teh stairs and fall 'UPWARDS'?!))
[x] Had your shoelaces tied together. (._.)
[x] Had a nail fall off. (euhhhh)
[x] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul. (iiii, think)
[x] Slapped someone across the face. (...it felt good....)
[ ] Killed someone. (....i wish,.....but then again i dont wish)
[x] Worn something inside out for a whole day (I got ten bucks for it)
THERE...NOW YOU KNOW A LIL' MOAR 'BOUT MEH...
Listening to: Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift
Eating: Barra de Frijole